Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Ramblings of a High School Senior

HELL YEA!

Senior Presentations are finally over!

Now all I have to worry about is:
    -What I'm going to wear for senior portraits
    -Senior portraits turning out horribly disfigured
    -Tripping over my graduation gown whilst
      receiving my diploma
    -Saying goodbyes to friends
    -Getting A Job
    -Moving out
    -Finding an apartment to move in to
    -Going to College
    - Being rejected from my chosen University
    -Staying in touch with friends
    -Getting an Associates Degree
    -Being accepted into a funerary Intern/Apprenticeship
    -Passing the State Funerary Licensing Exam
    -Living my life in general

...yea...that's all...no big deal.

I'm not freaking out.

No, really.

...I'm not.

It's just...

What if the portraits turn out dreadfully flawed or I fall flat on my face, or my friends don't stay in touch, or I don't get a job, or the University rejects me, or I never get that internship, or I can't pass the state licensing exam, or I never find a place to live and I end up mooching off my parents until they die...or I do...whichever comes first.
Maybe I'll just join my friend who plans to live under a bridge.
...And Bruiser, her pug.
Seems easier than this crap.


...I wonder if Bruiser would mind if I bring along my cat.

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