Tuesday, April 5, 2011

Fun With Disney Lyrics

Let's get down to business                
Show me everything and tell me how          
Don’t try to hide it now     
No matter how your heart is grieving, If you keep on believing
Your dreams will come true.

I have often dreamed
Of a far off place
Where a hero's welcome will be waiting for me 
But suddenly an angel has smiled at me
And now that I'm at it again
I remember Daddy told me:          
You’ve been pushed around by your mother and your sister and your brother.
And if you was married
You'd be pushed around by your wife
But in your future, the you I see               
Makes my dream come true
Now, give me the secret, mancub. 


What can you expect from filthy little heathens?
For whether we are white or copper skinned.    
They'll fall in love, and here's the bottom line: 
The second star to the right, Shines in the night for you          
Now gypsy, it’s your turn
After all, what is idle blabber for?
Come on, they’re not all that impressed with conversation
Men want girls with good taste
Calm
Obedient
Who work fast-paced
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the Moon        

Tell me, princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?  
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime    
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues       
And to every being of every kind
It is discombooberating  

How can there be so much that you don’t know?  
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Looking around here you think     
Shes been dreaming of a true love's kiss
And a prince she's hoping comes with this  
'cause everything else is obsolete.       
And you don't know why
But you're dying to try    
It’s up to you how far you go         
If you don’t try you’ll never know   

It's not enough to take the one you love for granted
You must remind her, or she'll be inclined to say:         
Boys, what you're hopin' for will come true             
If your heart is in your dream
No request is too extreme  
So don't you sit there slack jawed, buggy-eyed,
I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers     

Who is that girl I see
staring straight back at me?       
This vampire bat
This inhuman beast
She ought to be locked up
And never released
The world was such
A wholesome place until   
Like a beacon in the cold dark night 
A star is born.   

But how to make her see? 
This is what makes life divine
I'm all aglow
And now I know

That's what makes the world go round




...and they lived happily ever after

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