Life Lessons From Dad

Just went to Fred Meyer with dad...I leave him alone for three minutes and he finds someone he knows. I, of course, hang back. Cause, lets be honest; I dont really wanna meet dad's friends from work.

Later, I ask him who his friend was. His reply; "Oh, that wasn't a friend. Thats was just someone I gave a citation to." "Wow, dad. Are you this friendly with all the people you give tickets to?" "Actually, about 75% of the people like me...I don't even remember his name."

Moral of the story:

                 Ask people for money, they'll like you more.

That being said...

Got a buck I could borrow?